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Two years ago the biggest news here in Norway was the butter crisis. This year the newspapers are full of stories about a woman that probably hasn’t had an ounce of butter in years. Yeah, it is obvious that Norway is a pretty peaceful country since these things seem to take over the headlines.

So this blogger celebrity called fotballfrue (football wife) posted a photo of herself on Instagram four days after giving birth with a pretty much flat stomach. I must admit that I zoomed in when I saw the photo wondering if this was even humanly possible or if it could be photoshopped. It was pretty impressive.

Now why anyone would post a photo of themselves in their underwear on Instagram is beyond my understanding. This is being said by the person that tends to secretly judge people that post selfies (unless they are funny or with a kid) as being a bit self-centric. So I can’t honestly say that I didn’t find her a bit ego centric posting this.

The reaction of the public wasn’t too forgiving. Many women seemed to get really upset at her and saying it was wrong to post such a photo as it gives out the wrong messages to her reader that this is normal. I feel like the anger is pointed towards the wrong person. The problem isn’t with her. If you read her blog you see that she is overly obsessed about exercising and diet. She probably got help from good genes as well but that is another story. If she is willing to invest that much time into her body and sacrifice all the good food out there that is her choice.

I however feel that some people that comment on her blog and on the articles deserve some pepper. I have seen repeated comments telling other women to stop being lazy and that they have no excuses for not being like this. I find this wrong and these are the people that deserve our anger. This isn’t the norm and not everyone can afford the luxury of being able to spend that much time on taking care of their body. Then there are genes, complications, etc.

That being said, being fit (up to a certain level) is somewhat a choice for many of us. Only being a programmererfrue (programmer’s wife or technically a future one), I myself have made a decision. I like exercising but mostly just to feel healthy and to be able to indulge in the food I want. As much as I would like to be superfit, I see that I would have to sacrifice too much time with my kid to be able to do that and therefore I wont. I like good food too much to be able to cut it out or eat differently from my family.

Maybe we should all just actively make a decision about what we want to be and how we want to live our lives rather than living in denial and venting our anger on the wrong person?

So for all of you women that want to keep enjoying life even if it means a slightly softer waistline I recommend you this creamy pasta recipe! I have seen some happy faces while eating it at my place so I know it at least gives some pleasure 🙂 .

Creamy Pasta

Creamy Pasta

Pasta Al Sugo Bianco

This was originally adapted from some random Macaroni Grill copycat recipe but has been changed quite a lot since then.

Chicken Marinade
½ dl olive oil
2 garlic cloves, crushed
2 tsp smoked paprika
2 chicken breasts

Mix the crushed garlic and smoked paprika into the olive oil. Put the chicken in the marinade and let it rest for 30 minutes or longer. Fry on each side. Before it is cooked through, cut the breast into slices and quickly finish them off in the pan. Now chop into mouth sized pieces.

Cheese sauce
4 dl cream
1/2 chicken bouillon
110 grams (1 american cup) parmesan cheese, grated

Warm the cream until it starts to get bubbly (not boiling). Add the parmesan cheese and the bouillon. Cook on low-medium heat until it thickens. Put aside.

300 g pasta (farfalle/penne or whatever you have at hand)
1 red onion, finely chopped
2 cloves garlic, crushed
2 spring onion, the white part chopped
1,5 dl cream

Cook the pasta according to the instructions on the package. Drain.

Sauté red onion in butter until it softens. Add green onions and chicken and fry until the green onions become soft. Add the garlic at the end right before deglazing the pan with cream. Add the cheese sauce and cook until everything is heated.

If you have space in you pan or pot add the pasta there. Otherwise pour both the pasta and the sauce into a big bowl and mix. Serve with some nice bread and Carrabba’s Dipping Oil.

Dig in

Dig in

I feel unusually well prepared for the upcoming week! I have managed to pair enough blacks socks together for the entire week. No last minute digging for socks right before I run for the train still too sleepy to even see any nuance in black. What a bliss!

I repeatedly daydream about throwing all my socks in the trash and just buying 20 pairs of identical socks. It is partially the cheapskate in me stopping me, and partially the feeling that it would be wasteful and bad for the planet. So for now I am stuck with trying to sort through a pile of identical socks.

I have done one thing to make my life a bit easier. I managed to sit down the last two times I bought a new load of socks and sew in a unique color thread into the inside of each sock of the batch. Boring as hell while you do it but it really didn’t take long and has probably saved me hours. You leave a little bit of the thread hanging inside so it is easily visible but you really can’t see anything on the outside if you make it small enough.

Bad mobile photo of labeled socks

Bad mobile photo of labeled socks

It might not be optimal to blog about socks right before you post a recipe. Oh well, at least I am talking about cleanly washed socks. The recipe I am posting today is from place where you don’t need to wear socks large part of the year Texas. I think I got this recipe long time ago from our friend that lives in Austin but I might be mistaken. It is a dinnertime time meal called Breakfast burritos. I am sure you can actually eat those for breakfast but it feels a bit excessive. Especially when you spend most of your spare time in the morning sorting socks…

It is vegetarian and relatively light for being Tex-Mex. Did I forgot to mention yummy?

Breakfast burritos

Breakfast burritos

Breakfast burritos

3 small cooked potatoes, diced
4 eggs
100-120 grams cheddar cheese, shredded
1/2 onion, finely chopped
1 chili, finely chopped
2 cloves garlic, crushed
1 tsp cumin
Salt
Oil

Whisk the eggs together into a frothy mix and stir the cheese into the mix. Warm the oil in the pan then then add in the cumin and let it bubble for few seconds before you add the onions, potatoes and chilli in the. Fry until the onion becomes translucent and the potatoes slightly browned. Add crushed garlic for a minute. Make sure it doesn’t burn or roast.

Now add the egg mixture and stir heavily like you would do with scrambled eggs.

Start stirring

Start stirring

Cook until the eggs are cooked.

Eggs ready

Eggs ready

Serve in tortillas with refried beans, salsa, creme fraiche, guacamole and crushed chips.

Ready to eat

Ready to eat

I get to experience the end of the world few times a day. The beginning to the end usually involves me chasing a three year old around the house trying to get her to do things such as getting dressed, washing her hands or something else. Things that feels trivial to me and yet feel so completely unnecessary to a three year old. No matter how correct and calmly you try to handle the situation it usually ends with the equivalent of a nuclear meltdown.

When I was I kid, I was taught that it was a virtue to never ask for anything and always obey. You were supposed to wait until someone rewarded you for working hard and being humble. What a terrible lesson to teach a kid. You get almost nothing in life if you don’t push and ask for it. If you want something you gotta get up and grab it. I learned the hard way that this is not how things happen in real life and I still find it very difficult to ask for things though I have gotten better at it.

I am trying to keep this in mind when dealing with my daughters extended terrible twos. We need to get her extreme will and determination to a manageable level and yet we don’t want to kill it either. I don’t want her to be the quiet, polite kid standing in the corner. I want her to go after the things she wants in life.

How to do this is still an mystery to me. At the moment we are just trying to get through the day still retaining some sanity.

About the only thing sensible I managed to do last weekend was to make a good dinner. Interrupted about 5000 times with some demands from the little lady but I got there in the end (about an hour later than planned) and I think we only hit the end of the world 3 times in the process.

Tortillas in a tortilla warmer

Tortillas in a tortilla warmer

I made breakfast burritos with home made tortillas. I usually use store bought tortillas. I simply don’t have time to make them from scratch. Sometimes though I indulge and make them and there is really nothing that beats them. I usually make them when I make breakfast burritos as it is the dish where you get the most effect out of them.

These aren’t healthy that is for sure. They use shortening (American hydrogenated vegetable oil) but it makes them so soft that I cannot imagine making it without them.

Flour tortillas

Adapted from Homesick Texan

310 gr flour
1 1/2 tsp baking powder
1 tsp salt
2 scooped tsp shortening (eg. Crisco)
175 ml of warm milk

Warm the milk. It shouldn’t be warmer than so that you can stick your finger in it without burning it.

Mix together the flour, baking powder, and salt. Add the shortening and now slowly pour in the warm milk. Stir until it is mixed. Knead the dough for couple of minutes until it is firm and very soft. Place dough in a bowl and cover with plastic wrap for approx 20 minutes.

Break the dough into eight pieces and roll them into balls. Store them under a plastic wrap for approx. 10 minutes.

Roll the balls out into round tortillas approx 20+ cm in diameter. I usually use a small plate to make it round and then make one extra tortilla from all leftovers scraps. Make sure you keep couple pieces of the cuttings for testing the heat of the pan.

Right before turning

Right before turning

Heat a pan until it is very hot (highest temperature). Test if it is warm enough by trying to bake the leftover piece of the dough. Cook the tortillas about 20-30 seconds on each side. Usually perfect time to turn when it starts getting bubbly. I usually lower the heat a little after I have made the first couple of tortillas.

Tortilla

Tortilla

Shopping tip: The rumour has it you can buy Crisco shortening in Norway. The only location I heard was Meny in Jessheim but this was few years ago so I cannot say if this is still the case. If you get a hold of a jar, it lasts for ever. My jar is imported from the US.

No, this isn’t a halloween post, there are more scary things in life. I did something last weekend that I wouldn’t ever have imagined doing just couple of years ago. I went to a sewing meet-up. Not only have I never imagined myself as the crafty type of person, I am also really scared of situations when I don’t know anyone. The fact that I dared to do this is quite amazing but I am really glad I did.

I hate small talking with people that I know nothing about. It bores me to the core and makes me want to whip up my phone and start browsing. What did people do before the mobile phone? One of the most painful thing I do is to go to the hair dresser. To sit there locked in a chair for half an hour is just dreadful.

I at least knew I would have something in common with the people at the sewing meet-up. Sewing! I really don’t know anyone in real life that sews and my fiancé’s face usually turns pretty blank when I try telling him about a certain technique I am experimenting with. I miss not having anyone to discuss sewing with.

So I signed up for a group in my area and finally managed to attend a meeting. It was a small gathering with only three of us but this was really perfect for me. Very nice ladies and it was inspiring to get some tips and see what they were making. I didn’t actually sew anything but I drew up quite a few patterns and cut out some to work on in the future. I will for sure go again and not once did I feel like starting to browse on my phone!

I feel inspired after this meet-up. The living room table is filled with sewing machines and I am trying my hands at some new techniques almost every day.

So not everything turns out as well as I had hoped. For this particular thing I blame the pattern. I bought the Ten and Five design pattern but found the pattern in it that I tried to be lacking. Not sure if it is representative of the rest. The pattern instructions were poor and the visuals were wrong (used different pattern pieces than were provided with the pattern). The visuals were difficult to decipher since they were taken with a heavily patterned fabric. The final result was way to short and wide which makes me think the pattern maker didn’t really spend a whole lot of time testing her own pattern. The collar however was cute and I might reuse that idea for something else later but I am not really attempted to try more from this pattern collection.

Little lady in her new clothes

Little lady in her new clothes

The skirt I was happy with. A very simple model from Ottobre 4/2013 that taught me to do elastic shirring. I am pretty sure I will make more of these!

Back

Back

I got the idea for the color combination from an outfit I saw at the beach one day this summer. Think I might try something later with the same colors.

Beautiful neckline

Beautiful neckline

Having to be the sensible grown-up really sucks sometimes. My little girl came home from Kindergarten the other day with a huge scratch on the side of her face. The ladies at Kindergarten told me that they had a kid that is scratching the other kids. Now they aren’t allowed to tell us who it is but my little girl can of course. She told me that X had scratched her with a stick.

Rough life at Kindergarten

Rough life at Kindergarten

When I saw that girl the next time I had to show great restraint not to go and shake her senseless. I try to remind myself that it could be the other way around, that it was my little girl that was doing something like this. And yet all I want to do is get that girl locked up in a cage where she can’t hurt my little sweetheart. The sad part is that there is probably nothing that can be done if she doesn’t stop. I have never heard of anyone that gets kicked out of Kindergarten. They said they are working on the issue together with the parents so I am crossing my fingers it stops.

My little girl has been a bit strung up lately and I wonder if it the scratching, hair pulling and shoving that is doing it. We had a calm Sunday at home with lots of play, baking and movie night where we watched The Little Mermaid for the first time. Big success and she even slept the night through the night after!

I made pasta, baked some white bread and made my favorite dipping oil for the bread. I discovered this dipping oil at a Italian restaurant in the States called Carrabba’s. I found a copycat online and have been making it ever since. I haven’t used a recipe in ages because I find that it is not important to use exact amounts of ingredients. This is however roughly the proportions I use.

Serve with small dipping bowls

Serve with small dipping bowls

Carrabba’s Dipping Oil

½ tsp chili flakes
1 tsp freshly grounded black pepper
1 tsp dried oregano
½ tsp dried rosemary
1 tsp dried basil
1 tsp dried parsley
1 clove crushed garlic
1 tsp crushed salt
1 1/2 dl extra virgin olive oil (you can vary the amount of oil depending on how much flavour you like).

Mix all ingredients in a bowl. Serve in a bowl together with little bowls and a spoon so people can put some in their own bowl and dip as much as they want. It can also be used as a spread.

Use it like a spread

Use it like a spread

It is not the most photogenic dish in the world but I hope you get the point 🙂 .

On Friday I lost my favorite hat and I blame NSB for it!

It has gotten to a point where I blame most of my problems on NSB, the company that runs the railroads in Norway. I spend a significant part of my day on a train. A little over a year ago we made the decision that we wanted to get a house and a garden and the only financially sound way to do that was to move outside of Oslo. I was aware that I would be spending a lot of time on the train when I moved but what I wasn’t really ready for was the constant train delays, cancellations, and pretty much every other trouble you can imagine when it comes to trains.

Not to say it is all bad. I mean I have a never-ending source of small talk conversation topics with other commuting colleges. I always have a plausible excuse for coming in late because nobody will ever doubt you when you say your train is late. Yeah it is that bad! And lets not forget that it adds excitement into my otherwise monotonous life. It is a constant thriller almost everyday: will I be able to reach Kindergarten on time to pick up my daughter.

So why do I blame them for loosing my hat? Well, after a week of everyday delays and cancellations, I was sitting on the train trying to get some work done. The train was already delayed, no surprise there. I however wasn’t expecting to be booted off the train three stops ahead of my destination. The absent minded me all of a sudden realized everyone was leaving and I scrambled to get my laptop packed away into my backpack. I completely forgot about my hat, which I had placed on my lap.

You might say it was my own fault but that is not the conclusion you come to when you realize you lost it while you are fuming away in anger over having to switch to a slow, overcrowded bus. It is clearly their fault!

I must say that I am happy we have family close by that I know I can call if there is an emergency, otherwise it would be impossible to live here. Talking about family, the tuna salad I am posting today is something I got a lot of inspiration for from my future mother-in-law. I still feel hers is a notch better but this is a pretty decent Sunday lunch or as a tapas dish.

Tuna Salad

Tuna Salad

Tuna Salad

1 box tuna fish with water (the 170 g type)
3 small cold boiled potatoes cut into little bites
1/3 tsp Curry
1/2 tsp aromat
½ red onion, finely chopped
½ bell pepper red, finely chopped
2 tbsp olive oil
1/3 tsp white pepper
3 boiled eggs in small bits

Approx 110-130 g Mayonnaise
Salt

Prepare all the ingredients and mix it all in a bowl with the exception of the mayonnaise and salt. I find it easiest to rip the tuna fish from the box with a fork. The egg I usually cut once horizontally in an egg cutter and then once vertically. Now add approx 2/3 of the mayonnaise and stir. Keep adding mayonnaise until you reach a consistency you like. Taste to see if salt is needed. The Aromat is quite salty so it is not always needed.

Perfect on baguettes for lunch or as a Tapas Dish

Perfect on baguettes for lunch or as a Tapas Dish

The Fall Memory Dress

Fall is a season of vibrant colors and beauty and yet it always brings up an intense sense of loss in me. Old memories come back to haunt me and everything becomes a bit bittersweet. I keep getting glimpses from previous falls and even the simplest memories can bring up intense feelings of loss in me. I wonder if it is the fall colors that do this. Maybe they are etching every memory into my brain and when I bring them back they are much clearer and stronger than memories from other season because of the colors.

If my theory is true, today will probably be something I miss intensely few years from now. It was a crisp, cold fall day that then turned into a sunny, colorful day. We went for a walk in the forrest and then I did a little photoshoot of Silja’s latest dress in the field next to our house. It was really meant as a summer dress and yet the colors and pattern are perfect fall colors.

In the field

In the field

Walking in the field

Walking in the field

It was the Geranium pattern again but this time I did some hacks of my own. Redesigned the flutter sleeves to be double flutter sleeves and added a belt that you tie into a bow. This is to date, my proudest creation (after my daughter of course).

Posing

Posing

Fabrics are from the Glimma collection from Lotta Jansdotter.

Sleeves

Sleeves

Back of dress

Back of dress

While dresses are nice it is very important that little girls can do whatever they want wearing them. This one passed the test brilliantly!

Comfortable enough to run in

Perfect for running

And to do all the swinging you want

Excellent for swinging on the garage!

Spanish salad

Even if I often tell people that I exercise to feel good there is a much more important reason that makes me able to force myself out of the door. I want to be able to eat whatever I want without it having serious consequences. I am no longer able to exercise often or long enough for this to work, which means that unhealthiness, and kilos have been slowly sneaking their way into my life.

I want to try to turn the trend and invested in one of those fitness bands (Jawbone UP) that are so popular these days. Not that I am silly enough to think I will magically have more time to train or that my hips destroyed by my pregnancy 3 years ago will all of a pull themselves together. So far it is making me take the stairs and put in an extra kilometer or two or so when out running. The statistical nerd in me thrives on seeing statistics!

UP Statistics

UP Statistics

It has a neat feature as well that lets me see how much sleep I am getting and how much of it is deep sleep. Not very accurate as it usually fails to register when I wake up and have to tend to my daughter but not sure if that says about the fitness band or the state I am in…

In the light of this new slightly healthier regime I am making today’s recipe my all time favorite salad. I am generally not a fan of salads or at least not the healthier types which this one actually is. If I try to eat them I usually end up starving shortly afterwards and snacking on unhealthy things. I was very skeptical when my fiancé made it the first time. This one however is just filling enough that it feels like a meal and is so good. The strange thing is that it gets gradually better the more you eat. I usually end up scarping up the last bits of avocado, salt, and oil on my plate wishing there was more.

Spanish Salad

Spanish Salad

We call this a Spanish salad since my fiancés family learned to make this on a trip to Tenerife by some locals. I wont make any claims about its authenticity.

Spanish Salad

2 cans tuna fish in water
1/2 head iceberg lettuce or 2 heads little gem lettuce (or any other green lettuce you like), chopped
1/2 onion in round slices
3 tomatoes cut in slices or boats
3 hardboiled eggs in slices
2 avokados in slices
Juice of 1/2 lime
Salt

Extras
Salt
Extra virgin olive oil
Black pepper

Squeeze some lime juice over the avocado and sprinkle some salt over. Let it “marinate” in it for few minutes. Drain the tuna fish of water, rip it into pieces with a fork and put in a bowl. Mix everything in a bowl.

When serving sprinkle some olive oil, salt black pepper.

Serve with white bread (Pide bread is our favorite), aioli and some nice Rioja.

Healthy goodies

Healthy goodies

Holding onto summer

I probably should have started the summer by making summer dresses for my daughter. Instead I am ending the summer with a summer dress sprint. There is a certain risk she will have grown out of them next summer but it is first now that I have a little bit of time each evening to sew. I know I would have regretted not making them if I hadn’t. You only live once and you as much of that life should include pretty dresses! This is said by someone that almost never wears dresses… maybe I am projecting some hidden desire on my little girl?

Silja practising for the catwalk?

Silja practising for the catwalk?

Summer held on for a long time. It wasn’t until yesterday that fall really hit us with rain and wind. It has really been the best summer ever here in Norway with almost constant sun from the beginning of July. Norwegian summers are usually filled with rain and hence are the main topic of conversation. Thankfully we have mobile phones to entertain us when we run out of conversation topics or otherwise this summer would have been filled with lots of awkward silence. It was simply perfect.

We have spent hours outside just running around barefoot in the garden or at the beach. The best part about summer is really not having to wear socks! The photos in this blog are quite recent. A week and half old, viagra it was still warm enough to swim in the ocean. My little girl and fiancé took a dip while the icicle me kept warm on the beach. I can barely get in the fjord on a peak summer day so this doesn’t really say much.

In the Oslofjord

In the Oslofjord

This time my little girl didn’t refuse to wear the dress at first like she did with the last one but literally grabbed it and hugged it the instance she saw it. She even got the chance to run around the beach in it.

This one is made by a pattern by Made By Rae called Geranium. The fabric is Bubbles in Grey – Marin Sutton – Maritime Modern.

It was a very detailed pattern with lost of options and rather easy to follow when you got over the first confusion of having so many options. The only problem I had was that the lining piece was a bit too short so I had to improvise a little bit. I will probably try adding a cm to the bottom of it if make another one. I really liked the fit of the dress and the flutter sleeves make me happy for some unexplained reason.

And modeling the back of the dress

And modeling the back of the dress

Let me make a prediction: There will be lots of lawsuit in 10-20 years against TV producers from people that participated in reality TV. Seriously, some of these young people will grow up, become wiser, and realize that the TV producers deliberately made them look as stupid as possible to make money of them during their wilder years.

I caught about 10 minutes of one of those reality charter trips TV shows that are so popular in Norway. Eventually, I had to zap past it because my jaw kept hitting the floor again and again. It was painful to watch. I sincerely believe that it is not right that TV producers use what are often young naive people in their attempt to create shocking reality shows.

I know it is human nature to enjoy watching something like this because it makes you feel good about yourself. It isn’t right of course but ultimately I think the responsibility lies with the producers to at least protect the younger people against themselves. Anyways, that was today’s rant.

Charter trips are really a special phenomenon here in Norway. People flock to the Canary Islands in the wintertime, drink bunch of cheap alcohol, party like crazy, and go to shitty tourist restaurants that have the menu in Norwegian. The flights there are a delight with all the kids being fed their weight in candy and all spinning out of control…

I regularly go on those charter trips but never really the partying type. I make a point out of avoiding restaurants that have the menu in Norwegian though it cannot always be avoided. Ideally I would like to eat mostly local food but this isn’t really easy to find. Occasionally you find something worth remembering. Like the soup I am blogging about today that we found while on a trip in Tenerife. It was so good that I went through the effort of trying to copy and 8 years later I am still making it regularly.

Rancho Canario it is called and is a hearthy, slow cooked soup with a mild, filling flavor. It is perfect to make ahead or to freeze for quick leftovers later. The authentic version requires a lot more meat but I think it is actually more than enough with few bites of chicken.  It taste pretty good in the vegetarian version as well.

Rancho Canario

Rancho Canario

The trick is really to cook it for as long as you can until the potatoes start melting into the soup. It shouldn’t be clear as in the picture below. The soup should look cloudy and look more like a thick stew.

Not cooked enough yet

Not cooked enough yet

Rancho Canario

Olive oil
2 tbsp cumin
3 onions, roughly chopped
6 cloves garlic, crushed
4 tomatoes, chopped
2 tbsp paprika

250 ml white wine
1 liter water
5 boxes chick peas
10 potatoes, peeled and cut in cubes
10-15 branches fresh coriander, chopped
2 vegetables bouillons
1 chicken bouillon
A pinch of saffron
Black pepper
Salt
1 chicken breast, fried and cut in pieces

Heat olive oil and add cumin to it when it is hot. Let it bubble for few seconds Fry onions until they start to soften. Add garlic, tomatoes, and paprika and fry for a little while.

Add white wine and cook for couple of minutes. Add water, chickpeas, potatoes, coriander, bouillons, saffron and some pepper. Cook for few hours or until the potatoes start to soften and melt into the soup. You know when this is happening when the liquid starts getting cloudy. Adjust the salt according to taste. Then add the chicken and cook for half an hour more.

Serve with white bread and aioli.

Rancho Canario

Rancho Canario

The busy people trick:
If I don’t have time to wait for the soup to get ready I usually just start cooking it in the morning and then let it sit in the warm pot (removed from the stove) when I need to leave the house. I put it back on when I come home to make lunch etc, and then do the last cooking when I am back home for dinner.

Addition ingredient
I used to add spaghetti at the end and cook it just enough that it was done. I have stopped doing it as it limits the freezing/reheating options a bit. It adds a nice touch though so give it a try as well.

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